Late last night I got an S.O.S
The fairy tale girl's in deep distress
She says I don't know where I am
But it's near Japan

My engine's all burned out
My crew has all bailed out
I don't know where I am
But it's somewhere near Japan

And she said
"Rescue me
I'm somewhere in the
China Sea
I think I'm sinking fast
This call is probably my-"

"Thank you, dear"
I think she sounded quite sincere
And when she turned to go
She said "I crave adventure don't you know"

I'm throwing out a lifeline
And I'm doing it for old time's sake
Though I know you're gonna break my heart
One more time