[Chorus]
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league?
Liverpool, at last!

[James Milner]
Fasten your seatbelts!
Woohoo! 29mph! Scream if you want to go faster!

[Verse 1]
Hi there, Mr Solskjaer!
Look guys, Ole Gunnar!
"Ole's at the wheel"? I'd rather be driven by Stevie Wonder...
Maguire's a B-Tec Lovrеn!
Bissaka's a poor man's Trent!
Fergie's turning in his gravе!
What?! I'm not dead yet!
Hendo, lift the trophy...
Later, nobhead!

[Chorus]
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league?
Liverpool, at last!
[James Milner]
Pedal to the metal!
Next stop: London! And we're not stopping off at Niketown! The social distancing here is worse than this bus!

[Verse 2]
Hi there, Super Frankie!
Look guys, it's Frank Lampard!
Frankie, here...
A hankie?
YOU'RE JUST A SH*T STEVEN GERRARD!
I helped you lift the trophy up...
You helped us win the Super Cup!
We crashed the whole damn league! Simply the best!
Like Tina Turner!
MILLY, DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!
Why, boss?
Here comes Timo Werner!
F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Chorus]
Liverpool! Liverpool!
Jordan, who walked the league? Liverpool... Liverpool...
Shaqiri, who walked the league?
*silence*
Who walked the league?
Liverpool, at last!
[James Milner, Jurgen Klopp]
- Fast and Furious!
- James, your driving is not fast OR furious! I could have got to North London more quickly if I'd got a piggy-back from Olivier Giroud!

[Verse 3]
Hi there, dearest Jose!
Look guys, it's Mourinho!
Mourinho, go and f*ck yourself!
Can someone please restrain Mo?
I've won the title 3 times! You can't roast me in the slightest!
You're right, I'm here to loan you players, on the sneak, unsighted...
Why?
Why? So Tottenham finish 4th... AND NOT MAN UNITED! BOOM!

[Chorus]
Liverpool! Liverpool!
Bobby, who walked the league?
Timo, who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league?
Liverpool, at last!

[James Milner, Jurgen Klopp]
- I feel the need! The need for speed!
- So do I, James! That's why I put a bomb under the bus! Drop below 50 and we get blown up!
- Bloody hell! Full speed ahead! Hey boss, this would be a great idea for a movie!
[Verse 4]
Hi there, señor Pep!
Don't mention the Champions League ban!
Mr Fashionista! What are you wearing? Top Man?
You had a dodgy season, if I'm totally honest...
In case you've forgotten, I've written a short list:
- You lost in game 3 to Norwich City, currently last in the table...
- You cried your heart out at this penalty shout! Fabinho, Mo, Mane - fatal!
- Sterling put in his place! His form - a disgrace! You turned him into Lazar Markovic!
- You lost to Wolves TWICE!
- Man U, also TWICE!
- FFP, TWICE!
Son of a b****...
Us boys from the Kop! We couldn't be stopped!
Top from matchday 2!
Survived World War III! Beat COVID-19!
So Pep, Noel and Liam, F*** YOU!

[Chorus]
Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
One place left to go... one thing left to say...
To Goodison Park!
WE'RE CHAMPIONS AGAIN! BOOM!

[Chorus]
Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Not Coutinho!
...
[Nigel Pearson]
Lads, it's been 3 days... I don't think they're coming here to gloat about winning the league...

[Chorus]
WHO WALKED THE LEAGUE? LIVERPOOL! LIVERPOOL!
Thanks to Brendan Rodgers! Okay! Okay!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!
Who walked the league? Liverpool! Liverpool!