[Intro]
Ja
Big Thomas, the one and only
Like Chesney
A-ha-ha-ha!
MCN's not hot (What?)
Never hot (What?)

[Refrain]
Skrrrrr-ha! (What?), skiddy-haha!
Nice hair! Boom!

[Verse]
Two plus two is four
Minus one, that's three, quick maths
They said your name's on the cup
Oh please!
I see that man-girl on the park
That man-girl is an uckers
When the fans threw cash-cash-cash
Neymar was ducking (And diving)
Offside, Bobby? My brother
He scored with a lefty
Offside! Offside, no man, onside
Here, chase a frisbee
Kevin Trapp-Trapp-Trapp on the phone
He's eating cornflakes
No, Reus Krispies
Hold tight, 2-0, FCB (What?)
On, on the road, you were toast
Likе this toast
Big chance and you froze
He scorеd a peng goal then he posed
You ain't done it, you're ghosts
"Oh, shut up, big nose"
"Check your nose, fam"
"You donut"
"Nose long like Cheerios"
"What?" A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"At least it rhymes"
See, I told you
[Chorus]
MCN's not hot (Not hot)
MCN's not hot (Not hot)
Man-girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Sorry, babes, you're just not hot, ha!
MCN's not hot (Not hot)
MCN's not hot (Not hot)
Man-girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Sorry, babes, you're just not hot, ha!

[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrr-ha
Pah, cah, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha
Skitee-he, pah, ha
And a huh, huh, prrrrr, boom
Skee-ha
Du-do huh, huh, boo, boom, boom
Boom, boom
I'm done now

[Spoken Outro: Jupp Heynckes & Thomas Muller]
Are you done now?
You do know that even if it stays 3-1, PSG will win the group, ja?
"What? Oh scheiße"
And take off your jacket
"But man's not hot!"
I'm subbing you on, you big nosed buffoon
"Oh, double scheiße"
Take it off!
"Yes boss, triple scheiße"