[Prelude]
FOOTBALL RAP BATTLES
Erling Haaland vs
Robert Lewandowski

[Verse 1]
Lewandowski: Hold on wait a minuet my eyes do they deceive me I never knew that Draco Malfoy had signed for BVB
Haaland: WHAT!? I’m Erling Haaland! Wonderkid!
Lewandowski: I think you lost your marbles!
Haaland: I’m coming for your trophies!
Lewandowski: Was the captain marvel
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Lewandowski: You’re just a boy but I’m “the man.” The leader of FCB
Haaland: Well I’m the new kid on the block but you can’t marky-mark me
Both: It’s Dortmund vs Bayern once again. The Der Klassiker, The showdown. All is fair in love & war! The shots about to go down

[Chorus]

Both: It’s almost showtime, Dеr Klassiker Time! Battle Royalе Time! It’s world-class 9 time. Our stats are insane. Prediction: PAIN. It’s Klassiker Timer. It’s World Class 9 time

[Verse 2]

Haaland: Yellow! Black! I will attack! I’ll Strike fear in your center-backs! I see a ball the targets set the ball ends up inside the net!
Lewandowski: My kit is red just like your head will be after this derby! A bright red face visible from space. 9 GOALS FOR LEWANDOWSKI!!!
Haaland’s Dad: He’s the most famous blonde bombshell since Pamela Anderson
Haaland: Dad!
Haaland’s Dad: You will need some Mouth-to-Mouth when you’re wiped out by alfie’s son
Lewandowski: It’s not Halloween but things can’t get any scarier. I will Trick & Treat. We will win YEET and then its home to Barvaria
[Chorus]

Both: It’s almost showtime, Der Klassiker Time! Battle Royale Time! It’s world-class 9 time. Our stats are insane. Prediction: PAIN. It’s Klassiker Timer. It’s World Class 9 time