[Intro]
Arne Slot: Hello,and welcome aboard the Liverpool champions bus tour

Jürgen Klopp: Arne Slot! Der Der Der Der Der

Arne Slot: Can we have a whiplash For the Petrol? the club are broke after extending Mo and Virgil's Contract

Mohammed Salah and Virgil Van Dijk: What?!

Arne Slot: That's a joke

[Chorus]
Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?
Liverpool Squad: Liverpool,Again

[Verse 1]
Arne Slot: First Stop Arsenal!

Virgil Van Dijk: Arsenal First? Surely they should've been second?

*laughter*

Virgil Van Dijk: I'm glad theres a 'joke bonus' in my new contract

Arne Slot: Hello Mikel Arteta

Mikel Arteta: What?

Arne Slot: Well fancy seeing you here...

Mikel Arteta: Oh no

Arne Slot: I won the League on my first try,You're Second for the Third Year

Mikel Arteta: Come On! Im not a Fool! Its the PGMOL-IVERPOOL

Arne Slot: You made Winning the premier league,easier than winning the Eredivisie

John Henry: One last Thing Mikel
Mikel Arteta: Yes?

John Henry: Would you like to by Darwizzy?

Mikel Arteta: AHHHHHHHHHH

[Chorus]
Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool! Liverpool

Andrew Robertson: Who had more draw(er)s than these?

Liverpool Squad: Arsenal! Arsenal!

Mikel Arteta: I HEARD THAT!

Arne Slot: Who Walked the League?

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool,Again

[Verse 2]
Mohammed Salah: Next Stop,MAN CITY!

Virgil Van Dijk: -Our route environment is almost as bad is Taylor Swift's private jet

*laughter*

Arne Slot: Hello my bald brother

Pep Guardiola: What?

Arne Slot: Well fancy seeing you here

Pep Guardiola: Oh no

Jürgen Klopp: Arne,Respectfully. I will take it from here *slaps Pep*
YOU FINALLY TURN TO SHIT,THE YEAR AFTER I QUIT
YOUR SQUAD IS COOKED,YOUR TIME IS UP
SO ARNE,IF IT'S OKAY. I'M COMING BACK NEXT SEASON,WE'LL BE LIKE EVANS AND HOULLIER

Kevin de Bruyne: Wait for me

Jürgen Klopp: SHUT UP KEVIN

Kevin de Bruyne: Let Me-


[Chorus]

Liverpool Squad: Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Mo - Who Walked the League?

Mohammed Salah : Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Virg - Who Walked the League?

Virgil Van Dijk: Liverpool! Liverpool

Arne Slot: Darwin - Who Walked the League?

Darwin Núñez: How Are We!?

Trent Alexander-Arnold: To Madrid!

[Verse 3]

Andrew Roberston: Thats not Funny Trent

Viegil Van Dijk: Hey, someone grab a camera. We can make all about Trent before he leaves... Forgot Snakes on a Plane,it will be snakes in the bus,Edinborough Fringe Festival,Here I come

Arne Slot: Hi 'unsuccessful candidate'

Rubin Amorim: What?

Arne Slot: Well fancy seeing you here

Rubin Amorim: Oh No!

Andrew Robertson: Well done for staying up,i thought youll be in Championship next year

John Henry: We're thriled we didn't appoint you,if im brutally honest

Virgil Van Dijk: Here are 13 reasons why,please dont slit your wrists: Your formation's ass

Alexis Mac Allister: Yor Tactics are trash

Mohammed Salah: Your Players? You totally Wrecked them

Andrew Robertson: its only beacuse,of this total dross that next year your not playing Wrexham

Trent Alexander-Arnold: Your club is a circus,just like this tent

Virgil Van Dijk: Whicu will never go out of the tender

Darwin Núñez: Your owner is a scrooge

Cody Gakpo: He Sacks

Dominik Szoboszlai: Stops Food!

John Henry: he makes me look like a big spender

Diogo Jota: your roof has got leaks

Mohammed Salah: you get slapped most weeks

Ibrahima Konaté: Old Trafford's Mohammed's Nirvana

Virgil Van Dijk: your fans are all prats

Allison: Your ground has rats

Andrew Robertson: their rat-catcher must be Onana. 20 Times!

[Chorus]

Arne Slot: Robbo - who won the league?

Andrew Robertson: Liverpool! Liverpool!

Arne Slot: Trent - Who,won the League?

*Silence*

Arne Slot: Ballboy,Who won the league

Fedrico Chiesa: Ballboy?

Arne Slot: one place left to go,one place left to drive,you haven't won a Trophy since 1995 hahaha