Salah is confronted by 2 Palace defenders...
Oh my goodness surely thats a dive?!

Mo Salah!
Mo Salah!
Mo Salah!

Diving down the wing...

Salargh!
Argh!
Argh!

Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!

Always cheating!

Mo Salah?
Mo Salargh!
Mo Salarghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Diving from building!

Salah
Argh!
Ah!
Argh!
Ah! Ah! Ah Argh!
Thats not cheating!

VARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(perfect landing!)

When I feel...
The breath of defenders...

Salah dives down the wing
You cheating B******

When I think...
I'm touched by madmen...

Salah dives down the wing
Or maybe he's just burning fat off?

This is totally ******* widiculous
Stop diving down the wing!

Keep it up! You'll get an MBE
Keep it up! you'll get more abuse than me...

Keep it up! You'll get an oscar
I expect...
He loves to flop!
The Chelsea reject!


He goes downnnnnnnnnnn!
Better than Dele's girlfriend!

How do you know?

Erm... Jan told me!

What?!

Downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Faster than a former Sunderland player...
In his Land Rover...
'Going down' as in jail you understand...

Mo Salah!
Mo Salah!
Mo Salah!

Diving down the wing...

Salaquaman!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!

Always cheating!

Mo Salah?
Mo Salargh!
Mo Salarghhhhhhhhhhhh!

Diving from buildings!

MO!

Where the hell has the cart gone?!

Oops

NOOOOOOOO!

Good luck winning the league, Jurgen