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Ballon d’Or 2014 Rap Battle
[Intro: Sepp Blatter]
Hello, and welcome to, the 2014 Bellen D'or Awards
Now is not a good time
This year, as FIFArce continue to move with the times
The award will be decided by a rap battle
Let's decide, Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D`or
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
Cristiano Arragontaldo, Real, and Poortugal!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Lionel Messigican]
Lionel Messigican, Bancelona, and Handballgentina!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Savewell Neuer]
Savewell Neuer, Bayern and Germazing!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Sepp Blatter]
Tear it the fuck up, just like we did with Garcia's Report
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
It's so clear, It's so easy to see, ahah!
The player in the world this year was me!
More Goals, More assists,More trophies won!
I've got muscles popping everywhere, even my statue's hung
[Savewell Neuer]
I've seen your statue
[Lionel Messigican]
Yes I know the one! The only thing that's accurate, is that it is bronze!
[Savewell Neuer]
With your plucked brows!
[Lionel Messigican]
Greased hair!
[Savewell Neuer]
And so much more!
[Sepp Blatter]
The only award you're taking home, is the Salon D'or
[Lionel Messigican]
Cause I'm the champions' league and Spanish league's all time scorer
And I know how gutted you were when I broke those records before you!
In the world cup, you did sweet fuckk all!
Me, the final and the golden ball!
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
Ahah the golden ball which was golden bull shit!
[Savewell Neuer]
The only thing you did in the final was that lame-ass sky high free kick!
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
You act like Mr. Perfect, while you're just a sham
[Savewell Neuer]
You're in deep shit with the taxman!
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
You tried to leave through Instantgram!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
My career is thriving!
[Savewell Neuer]
Thanks to penalties
[Lionel Messigican]
And diving!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Lionel Messigican]
It shouldn't be about looks!
[Cristiano Arragontaldo]
Where's your burgundy tux? Ahah!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Savewell Neuer]
I won the world cup!
[Cristiano Arragontaldo & Lionel Messigician]
You're a goalie shut up!
(Who will win the FIFArce Bellen D'or?)
[Outro: Sepp Blatter]
The votes are nearly in who is going to win?
The winner of the 2014 Bellen D'or award is, Kevin Ibrahim, from Qatar!
Now is not a good time