One, two, three
Not only you and me
Turn 180 degrees
Oh, I look so silly

Saying one, two, three
Notaxmar, Lionel, Chewy
Tearing up Europe's best teams
Everybody loves three

Wednesday night
The first leg we will play
Welcome home, Pep
Now get out of the way
I was first to score
Slotting one away
Then twister on the floor
What do you say (HELP!)
Lionel played me in
I swept aside the sweeper-keeper
I nutmegged him
Ha, ha, ha, ha
We win
We are counting

One, two, three
Not only you and mе
Turn 180 degrees
Oh, I look so silly
Saying one, two, three
Notaxmar, Lionel, Chеwy
Tearing up Europe's best teams
Everybody loves three

Chewsday night
The second leg to play
It's time for revenge
Oh, get out of the way
Lionel played me in
Jeronimo snored away
The threesome was complete
Notaxmar made them pay
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
A header, I win
Lionel played me in
The threesome struck again
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
We win

Hallo, Berlin

One, two, three
Not only you and me
Turn 180 degrees
Oh, I look so silly
Saying one, two, three
Notaxmar, Lionel, Chewy
Tearing up Europe's best teams
Everybody loves three