Klopp *speaking*: Okay, semifinal first leg versus Roma. Time for a motivational team talk
Klopp *singing*:

We've conquered all of Europe!
We're never gonna stop!
From Paris down to Turkey!
We've won the fucking lot! BOOM!

Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly!
Bob and Bill as ghosts: The fields of Anfield Road!
(Klopp: *speaking*: Let's also do it for these guys.)
Redmen TV: We are loyal supporters!
And we come from Liverpool! (Klopp: *speaking*: That doesn't rhyme. GO!)

Klopp *singing*: ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Announcer: Salah scores!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Salah scores again!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(It's Mane, Mane!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Firmino! And again!)

5-0, the crowd was jumping!
The tie was surely won!
But then I subbed off Salah... (Suarez: For Luis Fonsi?!)
Hendo: Oh boss, what have you done?!
Klopp: Lovren went full Lovren! NEVER GO FULL LOVREN!
James went full GK. Well he can't play anywhere HAH!
Perotti made it 5-2
(Cork's biggest Liverpool Fan: That's okay caus-)
SHUT UP!
(Cork's biggest Liverpool Fan: OW!)
SEE YOU WEDNESDAY!!!

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Announcer: Salah scores!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Salah scores again!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(It's Mane, Mane!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Firmino! And again!)

Liverpool team, Bob and Bill as ghosts, and Redmen TV: (Meanwhile Klopp doing a solo on an electric guitar)
Allez allez allez!
Allez allez allez!
Allez allez allez!
Allez allez allez!

Milner: Give it to me one more time! HUH! (Guitar stops)