Bayern Munich wins the Champions League!

Jaaaaahhhhhhh!
Oh look!

Ha ha haaAAAAAA
It's all too much for Neymar
Too much for Neymar?
Just like his transfer fee in 2017. Ha!

WHAT?!
Classic!
F*** you! Sons of b******!

I look, at you all, see the cup, and your goalkeeping
HAAAaaa
Hi-5! Neymar gently weeps
HA ha ha ha hA ha ha

You look, at the floor
You can see, he's been weeping!
I'd be weeping too if I'd bought those shoes!
Hi-5! Neymar gently weeps
Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAA

I, don't know why
P-S-G sold you...
Or why they bought you!
Screw you big nose!
Ohuhuhu
Touchy! Touchy!
I don't know how
Kylian just 'rolled' you
I'd have controlled you
Then smash you!
Like I smash my mommy!

I look, at the world, and I notice
It's turnininining
Hi-5! Neymar gently weeps
Get them!
Aaaaaaaaa

With every mistake-a
We must-a surely be learning
Want to play 'Fall Guys'?
Hell yeah!
No foul!
Neymar gently weeps...

Jesus Christ-
This lot dives around more than-a Neymar!

(Neymar cries)

I just... can't stop weeping
Hi-5! Neymar gently weeps!
Ha ha haaaa Haaaa haaAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A
Hu hu huuuu
And Barcelona are weeping too!
They just had to pay an extra five million Pounds for Coutinho in the Champions League
BOOM!
Hahahahaha!

Oh my little Phil
The gift, that just keeps giving

Oh Thomas! One question:
Yes?
Did you ever win the Champions League with Pep Guardiola?
No?
Of course you didn't!
The big bald fraud!

Uuuhaahahahahahaa...