Not enough room in this high school
I’m not a shy dude but when I’m around you
My Ja Rules and haikus are on mute
But whatever I don’t say, my eyes do
Its like I plucked you out my dreams and designed you
Your like Megan Fox meets Erykah Badu
Do you like her? Nah dude you high fool?
In my cartoons I somehow always draw you
With the ladies I’m more smooth than Elvis
But around you I’m David after the Dentist
And when my friends sensing that I’m pensive
I start getting defensive and pretentious
Like she cute, but she ain’t that beautiful
But I’m just mad that the feelings aren’t mutual
I silently move to the tempo
But till then I’ll be waiting in the friend zone

At first she wasn’t down, I had to kick the dust and punt
Tried my lines on her, but she broke down my front
Trying to make plays, trying to make it right
She said it was out of pocket and told me to take a hike
Around her I was stuttering & fumbling
Ignorance is blitz, she asked if I was rushing things
Can't be MVP and get us a ring
Other dudes that envy me, I was hustling
Didn’t need it all, I was cool with a field goal
It’s not a cleat when I say she had a steel soul
Drunk texting, she lateral’d the message
Intended for another girl, but it was intercepted
She said you’d be better as a buddy Frak
But it was always her, I kept running back
Wide open, calling her from the end zone
But till then I’ll be waiting in the friend zone

She told me that she’d rather be friends
But that tan line is where morality ends
And I don’t wana damage ya friend
But maybe I want more, does insanity end?