Les Poissons (Reprise)

[CHEF LOUIS] (sung)
AND NOW SOMETHING TRULY EXQUISITE
THE CREME OF THE CRÈME DE LA CRÈME!
HO, HO, HO YOU MAY ASK,
BUT WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A TEENSY SURPRISE
A DELECTABLE TREAT
ONE I'M SURE YOU'LL JUST LOVE
ALLEZ, BON APPETIT!

[CHEFS]
LES POISSONS! LES POISSONS!
OOH LÀ, LÀ! HERE THEY ARE!
SAY BONJOUR TO OUR FRIENDS FROM THE SEA!

[CHEF 1] (spoken)
Fish fillet!

[CHEF 2]
Fish paté!

[CHEF 3]
Fish flambé!

[CHEF 4]
Fish tartare!
[LOUIS] (sung)
IT'S A FISH, HOW YOU SAY?
JAMBOREE!

[CHEF 5] (spoken)
Curried bass!

[CHEF 6]
Kippered smelt!

[CHEF 7]
Fish-ka-bobs!

[CHEF 8]
Tuna melt!

[LOUIS] (sung)
IF IT'S GRILLED,
ITS BEEN GRILLED TO A "T"!

[CHEFS 1, 2, 3, & 4]
FISH LIGHTLY TOASTED
AND ROASTED
AND STEAMED!

[CHEFS 5, 6, 7, & 8]
TOSSED IN THE BLENDER
AND TENDERLY
CREAMED
[LOUIS, & CHEFS]
DISH AFTER DISH
LIKE YOU'D WISH
TO HAVE DREAMED!

[LOUIS] (spoken)
And now for the grand finale!

[LOUIS] (sung)
LA PIÈCE DE RESISTANCE
A DELICACY, BY GOLLY
YOU WON'T FIND IN THE RESTAURANTS!

A TIDBIT TO TEASE YOUR TASTEBUDS
WITH THAT CERTAIN JE NE SAIS QUOIS
VOILÀ!