A Real Life, Happily Ever After

[Galavant]
I’m finished with adventure
Tired of my sword
Those songs about my exploits
Leave me kinda bored
At last, I’ve seen the sunset
I’ve been riding toward—
A real-life happily ever after

[Isabella]
I’m done with all the intrigue
Sick of kicking ass
As far as seeking vengeance
Frankly, I can pass
I’m ready now for something
Of a diff ’rent class—
A real-life happily ever after

[Galavant + Isabella]
Screw the zombies and wizards and dragons
All the magic I need is you

[Galavant]
I wanted to do a real proposal. A proper ring. Well, seeing as we’re here… this will have to do. Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia…

[Sid]
Elizabetta
[Galavant]
Elizabetta of Valencia. Would you do me the greatest honor of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant?

[Isabella]
Gary? Is that short for something?

[Galavant]
No

[Isabella]
Huh. I guess I always thought your first name was Galavant

[Galavant]
I’m still kneeling here…

[Isabella]
Oh! Of course! I’m sorry. And, oh yes, I will marry you!
A cottage by the seaside—

[Galavant]
With a beach to comb

[Galavant]
I can tend the garden

[Galavant]
I can write my poem
[Isabella]
With seven—

[Galavant]
Three—

[Isabella]
Small children—

[Galavant]
Journey done, we’re home

[Galavant + Isabella]
As epic endings go
It’s rather small...
But it’s a real-life happily ever after
After all