[SCUTTLE] (spoken)
When it comes to dinglehoppers, I'm a regular encyclopoodia!
[SCUTTLE] (singing)
(vocal last time)
SAY THAT-CHA WANNA HAVE A HAIRDO
LIKE THE FOLKS WHO LIVE UP THERE DO,
THAT'LL FLAP THEIR WIGS!
(Other GULLS enter from the rock island.)
[GULL 1] (spoken)
FLOP their wigs!
[GULL 2]
Flap!
[GULL 3]
Awwwk!
[SCUTTLE] (singing)
WELL, YOU'LL LOOK ABSOLUTELY DANDY
IF YOU USE ONE OF THESE HANDY
LITTLE THINGMA-JIGS.
[GULL 1] (spoken)
Thing-amaBOBS.
[GULL 2]
Jigs!
[GULL 1]
Bobs!
[GULL 3]
Awwwk!
[SCUTTLE] (singing)
PICK UP THE DINGLEHOPPER, JUST LIKE SO.
TWIRL IT THE WAY I'M TWIRLING NOW,
GIVE IT A LITTLE YANK, AND THERE YA GO!
YOU'RE WHAT THEY CALL "THE DOG'S MEOW"!
[SCUTTLE, GULLS, & (GULL 3, spoken)]
WONDERFUL STUFF (Awwwk!)!
THAT HUMAN STUFF!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH (Awwwk!)...
...OF HUMAN STUFF!
[SCUTTLE, & GULLS]
AND WE ARE THE AUTHORITY,
NO NEED FOR US TO BLUFF!
BECAUSE WE'RE GREAT AT EXPLANATIN'
HUMAN STUFF!
(SCUTTLE pulls out a pipe.)
[ARIEL] (spoken)
What's that?
[SCUTTLE]
A snarfblatt!
[ARIEL]
Wow!
[SCUTTLE] (singing)
WHEN THEY INVENTED SNARFBLATTS, JUST BY CHANCE.
SUDDENLY LIFE WAS LA DI DA!
SNARFBLALTTS ARE WHAT YOU USE TO MAKE FOLKS DANCE!
GIVE IT A BLOW, AND THEN... VOILÀ!
[SCUTTLE, GULLS, & (GULL 3, spoken)]
WONDERFUL STUFF (Awwwk!)!
THAT HUMAN STUFF!
IF YOU'RE A BUFF (Awwwk!)...
...OF HUMAN STUFF!
[GULL 1]
IT'S MARVA-BLE!
[GULL 2]
STUPEND-IFUL!
[SCUTTLE]
COMPLETELY A-O-J!
WHICH SOUNDS ABSURD,
BUT TAKE MY WORD,
[SCUTTLE, & GULLS]
THAT'S WHAT THE HUMANS SAY!
WONDERFUL STUFF!
THAT HUMAN STUFF.
NONE OF IT FLUFF!
NOT HUMAN STUFF!
AND HEAVEN KNOWS,
SINCE WE'RE THE PROS,
YOU'LL GET NO GUFF.
[SCUTTLE]
AND ONCE YOU'VE GOT A WHO'S-MA-JIG...
[GULL 1] (spoken)
A thing-a-ma-what...
[GULL 2]
A whatcha-ma-gig...
[SCUTTLE] (singing)
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO BRING YOU UP TO SNUFF!
[GULLS]
RIGHT UP TO SNUFF!
[SCUTTLE, & GULLS]
WITH PROPER DINGLEHOPPER GROOMIN',
REST ASSURED, YOU'LL LOOK REAL HUMAN!
[SCUTTLE, GULLS, FLOUNDER, & ARIEL]
WE KNOW,
'CAUSE WE KNOW HUMAN STUFF!
[SCUTTLE, & GULLS] (spoken)
Awwwk!
