[FLOTSAM] (spoken)
She may have legs, but her love affair doesn't!

[JETSAM]
I didn’t feel any sparks, did you?

[FLOTSAM]
No electricity whatsoever!

[JETSAM]
What's the poor sweet child to do?

[FLOTSAM] (sung)
IT'S SUCH A SHAME

[JETSAM]
IT’S SUCH A CRIME

[FLOTSAM]
TO BE SO CLOSE

[JETSAM]
AND YET SO FAR

[FLOTSAM]
SO OVERDUE
[JETSAM]
YET UNDERPAR

[FLOTSAM]
SO OUT OF TIME

[JETSAM]
IT'S TOO SUBLIME

[FLOTSAM, & JETSAM]
SWEET CHILD!

[JETSAM]
POOR CHILD

[FLOTSAM]
AND NOW HER SECOND SUN HAS SET!

[JETSAM]
DEAR CHILD!

[FLOTSAM]
LOST CHILD!

[JETSAM]
THERE'S STILL SOME HOPE–
[FLOTSAM]
YA WANNA BET?

[JETSAM]
NO.

[FLOTSAM]
ONE MORE DAY TO GET HER LOVEPECK

[JETSAM]
ONE MORE DAY TO SNAG HER MAN

[FLOTSAM, & JETSAM]
AND THEN THE SQUID WILL HIT THE FAN

[FLOTSAM] (spoken)
She'll be disgraced.

[JETSAM]
Ugh. Debased.

[FLOTSAM] (sung)
REVILED

[FLOTSAM, & JETSAM]
POOR CHILD...!