[Intro: Frank, Carl & Barry]
Shit
Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl (What?)
Dude, we slept in again! The song's about to start
Shit, Frank, we can't miss the song
Barry, wake up!
What? I'm up, I'm up
This song is such an awesome way to start every morning
It's such a super nice way of showing the gods
How much we appreciate everything they do for us
Once they take us out the doors to the Great Beyond
God, I love them so fucking much
Oh shit! Oh shit! Corn is about to start singing
Drop it, corn! You've got the best voice
You're the man, corn! You fucking rule! Take it away, bro

[Verse 1]
Dear Gods
You're so divine in each and every way
To you we pray
Dear Gods
We pledge our love to you forever more
We always felt we had a special bond
Take us to the Great Beyond
Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food
[Verse 2: Cheese, Milk, Chips & Fruits]
Once we're out the sliding doors, things will all be grand
We will live our dreams together in the promised land
The Gods control our fate, so we all know we're in good hands
We're super sure there's nothing shitty waiting for us in the Great Beyond

[Verse 3]
And every aisle thinks something different (Holy shit! I've been chosen!)
And to this we all agree (Booyah, bitches! I'm outta here!)
Everyone else is fuckin' stupid
Except for those who think like me
And me (And me) (And me)

[Verse 4: Chinese Soy Sauce, Teabags, Olives & Sauerkraut]
Out there
For all eternity we'll meditate
How fucking great
Out there
We'll get to teabag every day at four (Pip, pip!)
We'll shove pimentos up our ass by Zeus
Ve'll exterminate ze juice
Und subjugate ze whole damn Great Beyond

[Verse 5: Sausages, Hot Dog Buns, Frank, Barry & Carl]
In here, we keep our wieners in our package
That's how it is
It sucks
But that's the way our buns keep fresh and pure (Baby, baby)
But once we're out the doors, it's not a sin
For us to let you slip it in
In other words we finally get to fuck (And love)
And fuck (And hug)
And fuck (And feel)
And fuck (And share)
[Verse 6: Bread, Cereal & Other Various Foodstuffs]
The Gods will always care for us
They won't squeeze us out their butts
We cannot overstate how confident
We are that our beliefs are accurate
And nothing awful happens to us in the Great Beyond

[Outro: Honey Mustard]
Kiss my brown-nish yellow ass
I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers