[Verse 1]
I can't believe
What my girlfriend did today
She screamed so loudly
And then she turned away

[Bridge]
Why did she cut me down to size?
She left me wondering
Can I do it right?

[Chorus]
What am I gonna do now the game's up?
Can't get her off, that's kind of rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure?
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

[Verse 2]
I woke up in a sweat
Felt a disgrace
As she looked so beautiful
Upon her face
Feeling stupid all on my own
I put it down to experience
Cause now I've grown
[Chorus]
What am I gonna do now the game's up?
Can't get her off, that's kind of rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure?
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

[Bridge]
Don't wanna be a fake
It's quite uncanny
Cause my favourite film is When Harry Met Sally
Now I'm finished
There's no way
We're ever gonna be okay
Don't wanna be a fake
How low can I go?
You might find me reading Cosmo
But when I'm finished
You know that you're gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me
Gonna wanna be with me

[Bridge]
Got a girl on my sofa, yeah
Getting undressed
I gotta know can I deliver?
Cos I'm feeling stressed
[Chorus]
What am I gonna do?
Is my game up?
I've got the goods is that enough?
There's almost nothing left to say
So wish me luck, not gonna run
The final countdown has begun
Not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face

[Chorus]
What am I gonna do now the game's up?
Can't get her off, that's kind of rough
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure?
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake