[Mitch, Kirstin, Both]
Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle
My dear father
There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
But of course, I’ll care for Nessa
But of course, I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you’d want me to respond, yes
There's been some confusion, for you, see my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde

[Mitch, Kristin, Both, All]
What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Yes (Yes)

Loathing, unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say I loathe it all
Every little trait however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
[Mitch & Kirstin, Scott & Matt, All]
There's a strange exhilaration (-Ration)
In such total detestation (-Station)
It's so pure, so strong
Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long

[Mitch, Kirstin, Scott & Matt]
Dear Glinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could
She's a terror, she's a Tartar
We don’t mean to show a bias, but Glinda, you’re a martyr

[Mitch]
Well, these things are sent to try us

[Scott & Matt, Scott, Matt & Kirstin]
Poor Glinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you, we're all on your side
We share your

[Mitch & Kirstin, Scott & Matt, All]
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Loathing, unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
For her face, her voice, her clothing
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling
Let’s just say we loathe it all
Oh, what is this feeling?
Every little trait, however small
Does it have a name? Yes
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl
Ahhh
Loathing (Loathing)
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing)
In such total detestation (Loathing)
It's so pure, so strong (Pure, so strong)
Though I do admit, it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing (Loathing)
For forever, loathing (Loathing)
Truly deeply, loathing you (Loathing you)
My whole life long (Loathing, unadulterated loathing)
[Kirstin & Mitch]
Boo!
Ahh!

[Scott, Kirstin & Mitch]
Thank you guys
Thank you
Thank you so much