[1st ACTOR]
The time is the present. The place is ancient Greece

[2nd ACTOR]
Already I'm confused

[1st ACTOR]
Don't worry. Just have a little faith

[2nd ACTOR]
What story should we tell? The one where the man kills his father and sleeps with his mother?

[1st ACTOR]
No, I'm in too good a mood. How about the one where the god and his slave go on a journey to save the world?

[2nd ACTOR]
Excellent. Shall we begin?

[1st ACTOR]
Yes, but first, let us pray