Hello?

H-H-H-H-Hello, and welcome to the Enrichment Center
Hello, and welcome to the enrichment c e n t e r
Hello; Your specimen has been processed
Hello; Your specimen has been processed
Hello; Your specimen has been processed
Hello; And we are now ready to begin the test proper

Hello?
Hello?
The Dеvice has been modified

The Dеvice has been modified
Weeeeeeeeeeee...
Hello- There you are -friend

The Device has been modified
Hey? Hey! Hey! Hey? Hey!

Put me down! Put me down! Put-Put-
-Put-Put-Put me do-o-o-o-wn! Pu-P-Put m-me down!
Ow ow ow!
You're doing very well
Ow ow ow!
Yo-You're-You're doing very well
The Device has been modified
Weeeeeeeeeeee...
The Devi- vi- mo-di-fied

Well you found me. Congratulations
Was it worth it?
The only thing you've managed to break so far
Is my heart

This isn't brave
It's murder
What did I ever do to you?

You don't even care, do you?

Please proceed into Android Hell
*GNASH*

Android Hell
Weighted Storage Cube-
-destroyed
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed

The Device- -has- -been modified
The Device- -has- -been modified
The Device- -has- -been modified
-been modified
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube: Well done
Goodbye
Goodbye



Are you still there?