*Nature, bird noises*

*Explosion. Demoman on a wheelchair appears from behind a rock with Scout following behind*

Scout: Move cyclops! Move!

*They continue escaping as missiles fly on the background*

Scout: Come on, come on! Almost... *Scout is thrown back by an explosion* aaahh! Uhh, awww.

*Three missiles fly towards Scout*

Scout: Whoa, who the? *Explosion. Scout flies and crashes into Medic's window.* Medic.

*Meet the Medic text appears.*

*The next scene is from inside Medic's lab.*

Medic (OS): When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never hеard from again. *Laughter*

*Heavy, who is lying next to thе Medic, also laughs along with him*

Medic: Ah, anyway, that's how i lost my medical license. Heh.

*Squish noises. A dove peeks out from inside Heavy's open stomach.*
Medic: Archimedes! No! It's filthy in there. Uck! Birds, ha ha ha!

*Medic grabs a device from the nearby table with Heavy's heart in hand.*

Medic: Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, but i'm fairly sure your heart- *The heart explodes.*

Heavy: What was noise?

Medic: The sound of progress, my friend.

*He opens a fridge and reveals a giant heart labeled "Mega Baboon". Behind the heart is the head of a decapitated BLU Spy*

Spy's head: Kill me.

Medic: Later.

*Medic closes the fridge.*

Medic: Where was i? Ah, perfect!

*He attaches the device to the Mega Baboon and holds it before his Medigun*

Medic: Come on, come on! *Maniacal laughter.*

Heavy: *Worried laughter*
*Medic closes his eyes and soon opens them again. The heart is now crimson red and pounding*

Medic: Oh, that looks good. *Drops the heart inside Heavy's open chest.* Very nice there.

Heavy: Should i be awake for this?

Medic: Ah, heh! Well, no, but as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit. *He starts pushing the heart forcefully into its place.* I... can't... see...

*Heavy grunts as the heart is pushed into its place. One of his bones are broken in the process*

Medic: Oh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back. No they don't (Whispers to Archimedes).

*Then he holds his Medigun before Heavy and Heavy's chest starts to recover quickly. Angelic music plays.*

Heavy: *Deep inhale* What happens now?

Medic: Now, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. *Grabs Heavy from the hand and helps him to get up* Let's go practice medicine.

*Medic gears up and exits the lab, surrounded by doves. Heavy passes by and rushes into the battle. Demoman runs towards Medic.*

Demoman: MEDIC! *Is thrown forwards by an explosion*

*Medic taps his eyeglasses, switches the Medigun into healing mode and heals Demoman, who rushes back into the battle. Then he heals the Scout, who grins, grabs his baseball bat and beats up a BLU Soldier.*

*Cut to heavy who has taken cover and is facing multiple enemies.*
Heavy: Doctor! Are you sure this will work?!

Medic: Ha ha, i have no idea! *Switches to Ubercharge mode and Ubercharges Heavy*

Heavy: Yah! Ha ha! *Starts walking forward with Medic and killing enemies. The other teammates watch them in amazement*

Heavy: Ha ha ha! I am bulletproof!

*Heavy and Medic climb up a large pile of dead bodies and keep on killing people*

*Team Fortress 2 closing theme music*

(Post-Credits scene)

Medic: Oh, that looks good.

Scout: (OS): Hey, thanks doc! *Steps out of the room* Aw man, you wouldn't believe how much this hurt.

*Muffled dove noises*

Medic: Archimedes?