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Meet the Sandvich (Script)
[Heavy groans in pain as he walks towards the fridge]
SCOUT: Yeah, there he is!
SOLDIER: You! Stop right where you are. That is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re—
[Heavy opens the fridge and grabs the sandvich]
SCOUT: Don't— don't do it, pal!
SOLDIER: Do not do it!
[Heavy closes the fridge door, eats the sandvich and chuckles]
SCOUT: Hey—hey—hey—, let's just calm down here... Y—you listenin'? J—just, just— Oh God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my G—
[Heavy laughs as he punches all the blood out of Scout]
SCOUT: My blood! He— he punched out all my blood!
SOLDIER: You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if— OW, MY SPINE!
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays, then cuts to Heavy watching over a chaotic battlefield as he eats his sandvich]
