Looking at my phone in the bookstore when it appeared to me:
Rare footage never before seen by a significant girlfriend
And I'm not gonna call innovation, but I'm not gonna call it anything else either
Thanks for the invite, but I'm too not going

I work on forgetting today and every day
I suck at something today and every day
It looks like roadkill, and I mean in a good way
Almost always, every day

Waiting in line at the juice bar when it occurred to me:
I may be too fat to be Spider-Man but not to be Body Positive Spider-Man
All day I dream about self-improvement, capitalism, deregulation and eating a bagel
Thanks for the invite but I'm too not going

I work on forgetting today and every day
I suck at something today and every day
It looks like roadkill, and I mean in a good way
Almost always, every day

S.T.O.P. B.E.L.I.E.V.I.N.G
S.T.O.P. B.E.L.I.E.V.I.N.G
S.T.O.P. B.E.L.I.E.V.I.N.G
S.T.O.P. B.E.L.I.E.V.I.N.G

I work on forgetting today and every day
I suck at something today and every day
It looks like roadkill, and I mean in a good way
Almost always, every day