[Verse 1]
Pedantic romantic
The panic starts to creep
I am just a dude
Nobody hassle me
Majored in college
I earned a dude's degree
By buying a notebook
And sneezing on my things

[Pre-Chorus]
I come from
A long line of people
A long line of people who
Procreated

[Chorus]
Pedantic romantic
No angels ascend
Could file a complaint
Just tell a big, big friend
Consumer behavior
Has come to an end
Take back your deposit
And bring a big, big friend
[Verse 2]
Poetic, synthetic
They mean the same to me
I inspire pathos
Among the faculty
A nine-minute mile
A minor misery
They're gonna give me tenure
See you at Applebee's

[Pre-Chorus]
I come from
A long line of people
A long line of p—

[Chorus]
Pedantic romantic
No angels ascend
Could file a complaint
Just tell a big, big friend
Consumer behavior
Has come to an end
Take back your deposit
And bring a big, big friend

(Woo)
[Pre-Chorus]
I come from
A long line of people
A long line of people who are
Problematic

[Chorus]
Pedantic romantic
No angels ascend
Could file a complaint
Just tell a big, big friend
Consumer behavior
Has come to an end
Take back your deposit
And bring a big, big friend
Tell a big, big friend
To bring a big, big friend
Tell a big, big friend
To bring a big, big friend