I'll be the best boyfriend that you've ever had
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell

I'm a soft guy by skin
And a mean one at heart
So if you touch my lover
I will tear your world apart

'Cause you're the best boyfriend that I've ever had
I love you more than flowers and I think you're really rad
You give me lots of kisses, and I give you lots of hugs
All my friends inside the sewers really like to play with bugs

You're a smart guy by skin
But a dumb one at heart
I'm cute but I am vicious
I will tear your world apart

Was I the best boyfriend that you've ever had?
I tried to make you happy but you only made me sad
I told you that I loved you, but I'll never be enough
So I made you my new angel and I stowed you in the dust

I'm heaven by skin
And a demon at heart
So be kind to all your lovers
'Cause I'm hiding in the dark
I'll be the best boyfriend that you'll ever have
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell