[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
So Christmas time is here again
Shove it up your vegan face
We'll do a lot more stuff in the new year unless you're dead
People love different foods
Organic chicken is a snooze
I want more grease and I want more chocolate cake

[Chorus: Donald Trump]
Christmas is here
Yeah Christmas is here
Grab a friend's hand and yank them near
It's the best time of the year
Christmas is here

[Verse 2: Donald Trump & Melania Trump]
I really feel all the magical Christmas spirit
(FLY!)
I like a bunch of Christmas flowers
I've been eatin' jelly beans for hours
I hate the sweater wearers
I think I mentioned that
When I finally speak
I won't tell you anything at all
The problem is yours
'Cause I'm a looker and I run the show
Please help me
[Chorus: Donald Trump]
Christmas is here
Yeah Christmas is here
Look into the sun with zero fear
It's the best time of the year
Christmas is here

[Verse 3: Donald Trump & Animatronic Trump]
I just got a very adorable present
A trump robot clearly sent from heaven
I'm not the real Donald Trump
But I can scare you just as much

[Chorus: Donald Trump, Melania Trump & Animatronic Trump]
Christmas is here
Play in the snow
Grab a friend's hand an don't let go
I'm the most big league guy I know
Christmas is here
I will live in silence
I'm the best part of the year, but
Christmas is here
He'll freeze the diamond money
He's the best part of the year
Christmas isn't fun
[Outro: Donald Trump & Animatronic Trump]
At least when you're not a real human
Oh, why can I not know love?
Why, creator do you not join us? Why?
One time I just want to feel the wind on my face
Huh? Can a robot be unhappy?
The guy's sufferin' and he might die
Have a look at the electrical feed, it's probably wrong
Look into it for me and my little guy