[Intro: Ludacris]
Julian!
Hey, say
"Get those, uh, nachos for me from the taco lady!"

[Chorus 1: Ludacris & The Bee Gees]
Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
I rescued 17 chickens one day
I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose
Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you

[Verse 1: Ludacris]
My life is a macaroni dream
Little white mouses crawl in my bed
I'm the Magic Man (Ha ha ha)
For real though
I know karate and definitely used it on a
Low ridin' hobbit (uh huh) on my mountain
I said "You know what, this ain't right"
And then he farted
And I was like "Damn, son, sh** is rude
It's my mountain
You wanna pass gas you can go on home."

[Pre-Chorus 1: Ludacris]
Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill
Julian!
Why don't you get it?
Why don't you go decorate a pie?
Oh no! Look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees!
[Chorus 2: Ludacris & The Bee Gees]
I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space
The Magic Man, got a magic goose
No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain

[Verse 2: The Bee Gees]
This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy
And the b**ch shot him two times -- bang! -- on his mountain
And I had to break it to his son
We took a ring from the guy's finger
It brought us two hundred bills
I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico

[Pre-Chorus 2: Ludacris]
I ain't shoot anything!
Man, that's crazy!
You lookin' for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi!

[Chorus 3: Ludacris & The Bee Gees]
I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
There's a gremlin walkin' on my sidewalk
I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose
Micro-tape
True ninja
Magic Man at the Magic School
Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars
I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose
Gang Fight!!
[Verse 3: The Bee Gees]
My niece had a Shih Tzu
But she don't have it no more
It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump
Spank my wood
Till I bleed
Or so that I scream
"Soufflé!"

[Outro: The Bee Gees]
Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy
And I wanna touch your booty
FLIRT!
MILF!

I got a fluffy shirt