[Verse: Chorky, Lumpkinella & Both]
The dog took my leaf
The cat took a seat
And the human arm was stapled on a pig
The doll wears your clothes
But the goat wears your robe
I'm sure there were always rabbits inside me

[Pre-Chorus: Chorky & Lumpkinella]
I think your feet stank so much like corn
Wash your toes

[Chorus: Chorky & Lumpkinella]
And I've never had someone gross me out like you do
Like a rotten tooth
And I've never had a dumb wart until you came along
Yeah, I owe that to you

[Hook: Chorky & Lumpkinella]
And don't go get a big fork and fix the ceiling fan
Cause that could ruin the fork

[Outro: Lumpkinella]
A-hooo-ooooo