[Verse]
You're a bastard
Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a
A greasy black peel

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[Verse]
You're a jerky
Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty pool
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't wanna touch you with a
39 and a half foot pole

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[Verse]
You're a screwup
Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wastey scum
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
There's three words that best describe you
And I quote
Stink
Stank
Stunk

[Scatting]
Bruh-da-bu-du-ba-bow
Buh-da, da-dow
Bru-da-bu-du-ba-dow
Bu-da-ee-a-dow
Bru-da, bru-da-dow
Buh-da, da-dow
Bru-da-ba-du-da dow
Bu-da-ee-a-dow

Bru-da-du-da-du-da
Du-da-ee-a-dow
Bru-da-ba-du-dow, du-dow
Du-da-ee-a-dow
Bru-da-ba-du-ba-bow
Bu-da, da-dow
Bru-da-du-da-dow
Bu-da-ee-a-dow

Heh heh heh heh...