[Scatting]
Doo-do-do-do, do-do-do
Do-do-do-ba-do-dah
Doo-do-do-doo-do-do
Do-do-doo, do-do-doo, do-do-doo-do-doo-do

Doo-do-do-do, do-do-do
Do-do-do-ba-do-dah
Doo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

[Verse]
I feel it rising
With the price of gas
The rights of passage
Over psychopaths

[Pre-Chorus]
Bible and a rifle rack
It's gonna blow, don't light a match

[Chorus]
People say some funny things
I'll let that be my company
She says I say some funny things
And I say, "Lucky me"
You can get out of bed (doo-do-do-do, do-do-do)
You can go to school (do-do-ba-do-dah)
Get a girlfriend, get a job (doo-do-do-doo-do-do)
Get a house, get a car (do-do-doo, do-do-doo, do-do-doo-do-doo-do)
Eat your breakfast, pat your dog (doo-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-ba-do-dah)
Fuck your wife, get fat and bald (doo-do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-do-do-doo)
Lucky me

[Verse]
Now I ain't no burnin' buzz
No journey and no story book
Copernicus' early word
The universe of swirling dirt

[Chorus]
You always say those funny things
I guess I just need company
She says I say some funny things
And I say, "Lucky me"

Enjoy the simple things (doo-do-do-do, do-do-do)
Watch TV stay current with music trends (do-do-ba-do-dah)
Who's high? Who's not? (doo-do-do-doo-do-do)
Talk on the phone a lot (do-do-doo, do-do-doo, do-do-doo-do-doo-do)
Shop, shop, shop (doo-do-do-do, do-do-do)
Bombs and stocks (do-do-ba-do-dah)
Countin' all the things you got (doo-do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-do-do-doo)
Lucky me
[Bridge]
Something funny's going on
And everybody knows it's wrong
Wash your dishes, mow your lawns
All your favourite shows are on

[Chorus]
Please don't say such funny things
Working for your companies
She says I say some funny things
And I say, "Lucky me"

Maintain financial security (doo-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-ba-do-dah)
Dress fashionably
Abide by a system of firm beliefs (doo-do-do-doo-do-do)
Drink the blood (do-do-doo, do-do-doo)
Eat the meat (do-do-doo-do-doo-do)
Comb your hair, brush your teeth (doo-do-do-do, do-do-do)
Say your prayers, go to sleep (do-do-ba-do-dah)
(doo-do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-do-do-doo)
Lucky me

[Scatting]
Ba bum-bu-da-ba-dum ba-bum, ba-bum
Ba-du-ba-du-dum da-dum-dow
Ba-dum-a-dum-a-dum-du-dum ba-bum, ba-bum
Ba-dum-bum ba-dum-bow
Bla-du-dum-da-du-da-dum ba-bum, ba-bum
A-dum-ba-du-duh da-dum-dow, da-bum
Ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-du-ba-lu-bu-da-ba-lum
Ba-bum, ba-dum-bam-bow

Da-ba-da-da-bum, ba-ba, ba-da-da-dum
Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum
Ba-da-da-dum, ba-da-da-dum
Bla-du-bla-dum-pa-pow!