Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide

The decade's next craze
T-shirts, catch phrase
Blow your little brains out
While the rest get paid

They'll all miss us hugs and kisses
Mommy's prince and daddy's princess
I wish we could take them with us

Are you broke and unemployed
Can't pay bills off love and joy
How far are you running, boy?
Has it gotten out of hand
Have you fallen down again?
Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide

A brand new party trick
For the artsy audience
Come here for the fireworks
Stay and watch the body twitch

They'll all miss us hugs and kisses
This one's for you selfish bitches
I don't think it makes a difference

Are you broke and unemployed
Can't pay bills off love and joy
How far are you running, boy?
Has it gotten out of hand
Have you fallen down again?
Well suicide's a sin

Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide

Have you thought who will find you
The weight you've been tied to
Don't hide from your life
While the light passes by you
Have you thought what they might do?
The lives left behind you
The nerve of just leaving some sophomoric haiku
Well isn't that like you

Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide
Hey girl, you alright?
'Ain't nothing to do tonight
We could put the U & I in suicide
Come on, do it right
Flowers and a suit and tie
Let's go put the U & I in suicide