That Handsome Devil
My Pen Is a Shiv
My pen is a shiv
And ink will be spilled
My pen is a shiv
And ink will be spilled

Hey now
Do you see me in the doorway?
Well, I think it's coming for me

Why, oh
Why, oh
Why, oh why, oh me?

My body went without me
Marching through the halls
Doing bad impressions
And answering my calls

My body went without me
Marching through the halls
Doing bad impressions
And answering my calls

He thought he'd live forever and he came damn close (Came damn close)
I heard that he was buried in the same damn clothes (Same damn clothes)
You look like you've run into a ghost
Why, oh
Why, oh
Why, oh why, oh me?

There's nothing more to talk about
Just sit around and haunt yourself
There's nothing more to talk about
Just sit around and haunt yourself

Watch your mouth, don't let a thought get out
Just sit around and haunt yourself
Watch your mouth, don't let a thought get out
Just sit around and haunt yourself

Why, oh
Why, oh
Why, oh why, oh me?