[Verse 1]
Welcome to 'Date Rape U'
A time-honored institution publicly funded by tuition and contributions from you, the listener
(It's Date Rape U)

[Verse 2]
Whether willing or unwilling we are all participants
Some ambitious and some more ambiguous
With banal indifference
(To Date Rape U)

[Verse 3]
Institutionalized, indoctrinated racism and misogyny
But you've got to pay to play, it's not for free
In fact it's how we run our whole economy

[Verse 4]
It's the story of a nation and the glory of civilization
You'll get all the details in orientation
Yes there are antics on our campus
But let's not get caught up in sеmantics
(It's Date Rape U)
Wink!

[Verse 5]
Future prеsidents and doctors are going to Date Rape U
(Date Rape U, yeah!)
Celebrities and rock stars are going to Date Rape U
(Date Rape U, yeah!)
Police and politicians are going to Date Rape U
(Date Rape U, yeah!)
All races and religions are going to Date Rape U
(Date Rape U, yeah!)
Yes with the proper allocation of labour, race, gender, birthright and financial entitlement
We have carved out the foundation
Where soon, everyone successful will be going to Date Rape U