[Verse 1]
Ooh, Goddamn
I literally just took the tag up off this fit, oh
And ooh, Goddamn
Is there a heart in the house with a Tide pen, oh, oh?

[Chorus]
I got you on a fist bump
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup (Fist bump, yeah)
I got you on a fist bump, yeah
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup (Fist bump, yeah)

[Verse 2]
I'm starting to believe Maybelline got it out for me
Why should I have to change my ensemble every time you embrace me?
Oh my God, it's ruined (Ruined)
Careful what you're doing (Doing)
N***a, this is Louis (Louis, I'M LYIN!)
It was Avalon Exchange, but still

[Chorus]
Oh, I got you on a fist bump, yeah
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup (Fist bump, yeah)
I got you on a fist bump, yeah
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup (Fist bump)
[BRIDGE]
If you plan on steppin' out with a whole 'nother face on (My goodness)
Lead with courtesy and give a tap from my elbows (It's the courtesy tap for me)
Because you all have ramshackled
Ya last fit in this tabernacle [cartoon style cussing]
So do this for me, keep at least six feet in between, ooh, yeah

[Bridge]
Air kisses, you get air kisses (Nah, just air kiss, baby), air kisses
Or you can get a fist bump
Air kisses (Nah, not too close), just air kisses (Mm-mm, uh, uh)
Can't mess up my britches, woo
Air kisses, you get air kisses (I said air kisses), air kisses
Or you can get a fist bump (Uh, uh)
Air kisses, fuck ya think this is?
Can't mess up my britches, oh, oh, oh

[Chorus]
Oh, I got you on a fist bump, yeah
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup (Fist bump, yeah)
I got you on a fist bump
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup (Fist bump, yeah)

[Outro]
(Goddamn it)
I got you on a fist bump
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup, fist—
I got you on a fist bump, yeah
Even a smooch on the cheek, but I can't give you no hug
My shirt gonna be riddled with makeup, ooh