Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees, look at these
Rookies around us, aren't you glad you found us?
Now if you are who you say you are, get up here to the bar
We'll plot out a plan to take down the man

We'll start with that new future superstore
And steal all their decorative rocks, we'll fight all their rent-a-cops
And for the freeway maintainers who assist our escape
We've got sandwiches, chips, and cold Gatorade

We'll expose all the bicyclists who really are
DUI students who can't drive their cars
And we'll take stucco dust and wet drywall sludge
Combine 'em just right to make 'fuck the valley' fudge

Applebee's, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds, don't you see?
'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love
Nepalese, antifreeze, calories, can't you see?
'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love

'Fuck the valley' fudge, it's my hate and my love
'Fuck the valley' fudge, my hate, my love
'Fuck the valley' fudge
'Fuck the valley'
Fuck