Hey Lytle
Uhh this is Jeff, and its like really early or late, whatever you want to call it
Depends if you're a vampire or not
But, uh, just calling to see what's up
Uh, I was sitting in my backyard today
And I had like this bowl of dog food
And I sat still for about two hours
And, uh, I didn't even smoke a cigarette either it was rad
And it had this really shiny stainless steel bowl full of dog food and crows
Uh, eventually like worked their way up
I didn't move I didn't breathe and all that stuff
And, uh, they hopped up on my knee
And I have little, little uh, claw marks on my knees
Heh heh, and, uh, they ate food out of the dog bowl
And it was like the fuckin raddest thing I had ever experienced in my whole life
And so, to top it off I like, uh, all the dog food was gone
And, uh, I went to my garden and I was like planting shit
I planted all these seeds and stuff
And, uh, so I was like hanging out by the fence
And I was like, uh, mr. scarecrow guy
Just standing real still and all these sparrows came up
And, uh, I had my hands on the fence
And, uh, these little sparrows
I was like sitting real still and these little sparrows came up
And they were like eating seeds that I planted
They were like digging it up, scratching like chickens, and finding seeds
And they fly up on they fence
And like right next to me and like chomp on the seeds
And uh, break it up on the boards and stuff and, uh
I had a bird sit on my finger and eat sunflower seeds
But, uh, yeah. I thought you'd appreciate that
Birds come and then they go