So Jed he’s dead and gone
And Jed he left a son
But Jeddy-4’s in Betty Ford
And he don’t come around no more

You know it’s all a metaphor
For being drunk and on the floor
So give it up for Jed the 4th
Though he don’t come around no more

(You know I passed out that night in Enslen Park
After driving all night, twelve hours on the 5...
You were right...)

He don't come around no more