[Verse 1]
If SorrowTV did TikTok
Like Australian Pyrocynical
Like if ImAllexx knew when to stop
And if WildSpartanz was original

[Verse 2]
Skirting subreddit safaris
Drawing content from barren seas, oh
Working nine days a fortnight
Just to be claimed by UMG

[Pre-Chorus]
600k subs in one year
But all of that's for now
Just remember your place here
Don’t you dare try to overtake Soothouse

[Chorus]
He's our clean water bandit
He's our clean water bandit
He’s our clean water bandit
He's our clean water bandit