[Verse 1]
Horny teen caught masturbating in public pool changing room
Oh no! There's a penis in my daughter, scene 2
Teen girl shocked with amount of cum
Peppa pig knows how to have fun
Busty blonde dies in a car crash
Please, don't cum on her moustache

[Chorus]
Big black teen creampies teacher to get back his fidget spinner
Oh, girl fall down
Semen in my dinner
If you wanna get with me
You've gotta find a way out of my secret relish maze
Please
French-speaking bitch loves the ding dong

[Verse 2]
Showing off my GameCube and more
Two hot silent, invisible lesbians
Fuck on the floor
The hottest girl ever gives birth to a phone
This isn't even porn, just videos from my drone
If you like my wife
Stay with her the rest of your life

[Chorus]
Big black teen creampies teacher to get back his fidget spinner
Oh, girl fall down
Semen in my dinner
If you wanna get with me
You've gotta find a way out of my secret relish maze
Please
Feminists ruin Kermit's life