[Verse 1]
I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

[Chorus]
Oh, 'cause I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

[Verse 2]
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves
My doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives
May find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here