[Intro: Wilbur Soot]
What's popping?
What's Popping?

[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
Well, it's 2:45 pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat's read
What's popping?
What's popping?

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

[Pre-Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
Mum took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
And did you know I've also got depression?
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me

[Pre-Chorus: Chevy, Wilbur Soot, & Both]
I wanna be the girl
(I wanna be the guy)
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I'll
(I'll make you forget)
Find other people to talk with
(Every guy that came before me)
'Cause you like me
('Cause I like you)
And I think you're a maniac
(And you like my attention)
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's completely block all contact (Ahh)
(Let's consummate our internet connection)

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an (Ooh)
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an (Ooh)
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

[Outro: Wilbur Soot]
I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police intervention
'Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs