—rrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie
You're the best, Barrie, the best I've ever had
And I'm not just saying that, you know
Ooh, you whisper in my ear, whisper my name

—rrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie
Your hairs are thick and feel like spiderweb
When they sit on the skin on top of the thigh
There is a fold for you where you are

But they say I am a dirty hoe
But you and I know what I am!

Oh, no, no
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
I am a no dirty hoe

—rrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie, Barrie
I imagine all your hairs are fingers
And it makes me cum, it makes images
You know, only fiction will make me bend my neck
Not to the side but off my shoulders

So put your arms around my shoulders
Before I die, before I die!
Oh, no, no, don't you lie
It's never gonna be you and I
No, no, don't you lie
It's never gonna be you and I
No, no, don't you lie
It's never gonna be you and I
It's never gonna be you and I

I swear, Barrie, you're the best I ever had
No, there's never been anyone else since you
And there's never been anyone else
My entire thigh belongs to you