Uh-ha ha ha ha, oh god
I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend
If it makes you feel alright (Oh-ha-ha-ha)
I'll-a, I'll get you anything, my friend
If it makes you feel alright
(Ah but I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love)

Ah, well I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me (Oh) too (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
I may not have a lot to give (Ooh)
But what I've got, I'll give to you
(Ooh-ho, but I don't care too much for money
Money cannot buy me love)

Can't buy me love (No)
Everybody tells me so (Naughty)
Can't buy me love (No)
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (No-no-no-no no, oh STOP IT!)

Well then, Say you don't need no diamond ring
I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing
That money just can't buy
(But you see I just don't care too much for money
Money cannot buy me love)
I see, well goodnight. (Balls)