[Intro: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Mal Evans]
Okay
Don’t do it Richy, don’t do it
Yeah, I hang up whatever vegetables is on this today, you know (Okay)
Uh, Mal (Yes?)
So I’ll just eat up whatever the veggies rule are with a grindy cheese sauce with the cauliflower
Well, let’s have a mushroom combo than
Well, you know, they seem to give us a cauliflower yesterday though
I’d like cheese sauce with it

[Verse 1: John Lennon]
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythеne bag
Yes, you should see Polythenе Pam

[Verse 2: John Lennon]
You should see her in a dress (No)
You should see her when she's dressed to the hilt
She's killer-diller in a jackboot and kilt
But she's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World"
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Could say she was attractively built

[Outro: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
I'll say she was attractively built, I'll say it
Oh, yeah
I'll give that to somebody with more hopes, I'll bet