[Intro]
(And now a Beatle song
Everybody sings a Beatle song
And we would like to do one too
This particular one is called "Norwegian Wood"
And as you remember became number one on the Hindustan hit parade
As sung by that very famous beat group, the Kashmeatles

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
My name is Krishna Lennnon)

[Verse 1]
I once had girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't good Norwegian wood

[Bridge 1]
Shе asked me to stay as she told mе to sit anywhere
I looked around, and I noticed there wasn't a chair

[Verse 2]
I sat on a rug
Biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two
And then she said, "It's time for bed"
[Bridge 2]
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in a bath

[Verse 3]
And when I awoke
I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't good Norwegian wood?