Pins and needles
Needles and pins
A happy man is a man that wins
Just waitin' for ships that never come in
But it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings

Pills and needles
Needles and pills
A happy man is a man that kills
Thru the clouds up the mountain
I took the back stairs
You got me confused with someone who cares

Swastikas driftin outa my credo
I left my libido in a rented tuxedo
The low man on the totem pole
Well I'm-a gettin old, I'm-a gettin sold
Feast or famine baby banquet or beast
You got me confused
With someone who cares

Whatever don't kill you makes you stronger
Into the eye of the hurricane
I worry about what never happens
There's a last time for everything
Pins and needles
Needles and pins
A happy man is a man that wins
Feast or famine baby beggar or beast
You got me confused
With someone who cares
With someone who cares

Pins and needles
Needles and pills