Yeah, though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I know there's no respite for me
Even the worm that never dies has left
I’ve never been so exhausted
I think I'll go to bedlam
I'm walking through the mud, knee deep in blood
And I just realized where I’m headin'

On a one-way trip down Satan Place
Is this purgatory necessary?
I'm wearing a suit of tar and feathers
The fallen angel they could never bury
I'm knock-knock-knock-knockin' on death's door
Do you remember where you've seen this cadaver before?
This swan-song's floating on a watery grave
Blow your brains out baby!
(I’m on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I’m on a one-way trip down Satan Place)

If I had a soul I'd go to heaven
Because I’ve been through living hell
My alarm clock every morning
Is an eternal tolling bell
That two-headed dog's been chewing my leg off
For seven hundred years
Three wise-guy monkeys on my back
Roaches in my eyes and ears
On a one-way trip down Satan Place
Is this purgatory necessary?
I'm wearing a suit of tar and feathers
The fallen angel they could never bury
I'm knock-knock-knock-knockin’ on death's door
Do you remember where you've seen this cadaver before?
This swan-song's floating on a watery grave
Blow your brains out baby!
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)

Surf's up!

Dancing to the pipes of pandemonium
Second on the left after the botttomless pit
My death's given birth to a life beyond worth
I'm gonna ride the wild surf in the bowels of the earth
I'm hangin' ten on the final tidal wave in hell
I'm the last surfer in hell (He's the last surfer in hell!)
I'm the last surfer in hell (He's the last surfer in hell!)
I'm the last surfer in hell! (He's the last surfer in hell!)
Cowabunga! (He's the last surfer in hell!)

On a one-way trip down Satan Place
Is this purgatory necessary?
I'm wearing a suit of tar and feathers
The fallen angel they could never bury
I'm knock-knock-knock-knockin' on death's door
Do you remember where you've seen this cadaver before?
This swan-song's floating on a watery grave
Blow your brains out baby!
On a one-way trip down Satan Place
Is this purgatory necessary?
I'm wearing a suit of tar and feathers
The fallen angel they could never bury
I'm knock-knock-knock-knockin' on death's door
Do you remember where you've seen this cadaver before?
This swan-song's floating on a watery grave
Blow your brains out baby!

(Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-uma-mau-mau)
(Pa-pa-uma-mau-mau)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)
(I'm on a one-way trip down Satan Place)