I bin tappin' yo' phone ma little rattlesnake
Yeah - slimes of a feather grime together
I oughta scatter your brains from here to White Plains
You're the dirty rat that killed my brother Louie
"She killed Louie? Louie Da Fly?"

Well, now, I like that in a girl...
Shoulda gunned the bastard sonavabitch down myself
But now - I ain't into blackmail
So I might spare your life tonight

Well I'm making a list
Checkin' it twice
Decidin' on just who deserves to die
And you just made it, baby
(Yeah, you just made it, baby)
Yeah I know you go Romeo
Romeo O Romeo wherefore art thou, Romeo
Well I'm a two fisted fucker gettin' hard in my pants
And hot under the collar
(Hot under the collar)
Well, I'm the granite man... sic 'em, bawh...

A woman's place is on ma face
Eat my fire, I'm the new messiah
Birds gotta fly... fish gotta fry
I'm the lava scab with a lava slab
Well I'm the granite man
"He's the granite man"
I can hold a blackjack and a bottle in one hand
And a switchblade in the other
And I know how to use 'em
"Yeah, he know how to use 'em"
I bin eight-balled by the Grand Poobah
'Cause I'm the granite man
"He's the granite man"

I got some falling green, how about a few drinks
We could take in a strip show...
Then go down to the Bowery and set fire to a few bums
Heh heh, yeah...
Cause some havoc in the shroud of darkness
Have a private holocaust between the sheets...
You 'n' me, baby...

Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock...
Come to Bedrock... Rock... Rock... Rock
Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock...
Come to Bedrock... Rock... Rock... Rock
Sic 'em, bawh...

A woman's place in on my face
Eat my fire, I'm the new messiah
Birds gotta fly... fish gotta fry
I'm the lava scab with the lava slab
Well I'm the granite man
"He's the granite man"
Well I'm the granite man
"Do ya understand?"
Howzabout it, baby, c'mon, lay down in the sand
Well I'm the granite man
"He's the granite man"
C'mon and lay down in ma dirt
Lay down on the slab with the lava scab
Well I'm the granite man
"He's the granite man"

Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock... Come to Bedrock...
Come to Bedrock... Rock... Rock... Rock