The dipsomaniac kiss
Searching for a comfortable zero
I feel off the back of the wagon
And eloped with a bottle of whiskey

Six hits and amiss
The dipsomaniac kiss
The apple sure don't fall far from the tree
I wrote the book and I'm history

Pre-menstrual syndrome
Man-o-war jellyfish
Do not tailgate me, I drive defensively
(I like to keep an equalizer in the glove compartment)
I got a license to kill and an electric drill
And now is the time that time stands still
Well, I'm still standin', ain't I? ...just...

You got eyes... so use 'em
You got nails... so chew 'em
You got brains... so show it
You got feet, go play on the freeway
Remember Pearl Harbour... you can never go home again

Higher... higher
I am height itself
But you pay with pain, you pay in pain
You pay with pain, you pay in spades
You pay in pain, you pay in spades
You pay with pain
You can take that to the bank, brother

Six hits and amiss
The dipsomaniac kiss
The roads are all closed
The hangman's on time
And the light at the end of the tunnel
Is a freight train headed my way