[Chorus 1 - Rob Scallon & Andrew Huang]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
What's up?
I've got a fine selection of everything Halloween you need
Well, that sounds cool

[Verse 1 - Rob Scallon & Andrew Huang]
Yeah, I got all these different masks
Do you have, uh, a black cat?
A black cat mask?
Yeah, or maybe a Mike Myers? I haven't decided what I'm gonna be this year
Oh, man 'cause I've got a Mike Myers, but it's just my friend, Mike, I wasn't able to get the rights for it. Would you like it?
Oh, how about a Spider-Man?
I've got Arachnid-Man, five bucks?
Okay, you've got the off-brand ones huh?

[Pre-Chorus 1 - Rob Scallon]
Going to the next house
Walking down the street
Bringing my Halloween costumes to my community
Ding dong

[Chorus 2 - Rob Scallon & Andrew Huang]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hello
I've got a fine selection of everything Halloween you need
I am intrigued
[Verse 2 - Rob Scallon & Andrew Huang]
Awesome, 'cause I've got a bunch of costumes
Okay
Everything you could want, what do you want? I got it
I'd like to be a turtle
I don't have that
Okay, uhm, Spider-Man?
Another Spi- Oh my god, just sold my Arachnid-Man, completely different
Okay, Hmm
I've got-
Could I just be a-
Banana?
A bush? Oh I'll be a-
Oh, I got a bush. Here you go. Alright
Oh, sweet, that'll be great. I love bushes

[Pre-Chorus 2 - Rob Scallon]
Walking down the street to Old Man Jenkins'
Last time I went to his house he threw stuff at me
Ding dong

[Chorus 3 - Rob Scallon]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
[Verse 3 - Rob Scallon & Andrew Huang]
I'm gonna cut you off right there
Oh
Uh, I don't buy things from people-
You don't?
Who just show up at my door
Yeah, I know we- we had this talk last time
It's a little awkward
I got really great stuff, I got Arachnid-Man
Yeah, you're here every year
It's really good now, I'm telling you
Greg. Gregory
Yes?
Please, do not come back to my house
Listen man, I just, I wanna be at this house, can I come in the house?
I do not celebrate Halloween, I haven't for twenty years
If you look at my costumes it's gonna be really good
The last time I celebrated Halloween-
Listen man, I- you're gonna leave with a costume even if you don't like it-
My Batman costume ripped in the crotch, it was so embarrassing. Get off my property
Just to- y-you sure?

[Outro - Rob Scallon & Andrew Huang]
'Cause I've got a fine selection of everything Halloween you need
I don't want it
No
Get off my property, Greg, oh my goodness
Tryna make a living
Get outta here Gregory. Skiddadle